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¡¡¡Portugal 'vende' a Cristiano Ronaldo a España!!!

El 1 de abril es equivalente en la Europa del Norte al 'Día de los Inocentes' en España y hoy el diario británico The Independent publica la inocentada de que Portugal ha decidido vender al futbolista Cristiano Ronaldo a España para que juegue en la selección campeona del mundo.

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The Independent usa a 'La Roja' y a CR7 para una inocentada

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El 1 de abril es equivalente en la Europa del Norte al 'Día de los Inocentes' en España y hoy el diario británico The Independent publica la inocentada de que Portugal ha decidido vender al futbolista Cristiano Ronaldo a España para que juegue en la selección de este país. En la tercera página del diario británico nos encontramos con el titular: "Portugal vende Ronaldo a España por 160 millones de euros para ayudar a enjugar la deuda nacional", junto a fotos del futbolista y de los jefes de Gobierno de ambos países unidos en un apretón de manos.

"En una acción que, según algunos observadores, llevará a la destrucción de la Copa del Mundo, si bien Cristiano Ronaldo ha decidido "actuar como un patriota" y aceptar ser vendido a la vecina España por 160 millones", escribe el periódico, según el cual esa acción sigue a la degradación a "basura" de la calificación crediticia del país. Aunque la cifra acordaba, que es el doble del récord actual (pagado por el Real Madrid al Manchester por el fichaje de Ronaldo en 2009), significa muy poco si se compara con los 12.000 millones de euros que debe Portugal, se cree que los mercados de bonos internacionales lo tomarán como signo de la firme decisión portuguesa de hacer frente a su crisis", continúa la inocentada del periódico.

Siiguiendo la broma, el periódico dice que el primer ministro británico, David Cameron, prepara una contraoferta de 230 millones para convencer a Ronaldo de que juegue en la selección inglesa porque es en la Premier League donde "se hizo una estrella". Ciertamente a los ingleses les vendría mejor el astro portugués para que su combinado nacional no haga el ridículo como en el pasado Mundial porque nuestra 'Roja' tiene más que suficiente con la calidad de nuestros barvos internacionales.

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  • Hace 11 años raxulo-37 dice: Ni de broma...más que una broma de los Santos Inocentes, parece un susto de Hallowen Ni de broma...más que una broma de los Santos Inocentes, parece un susto de Hallowen
  • Hace 12 años cambiasso dice: jejejejejejjejejejejejejejjeje
  • nick1
    Hace 12 años nick1 dice: y si eso llegara a pasar(qe no es muy posible) las demas selecciones lo qerran acer tambien y si eso llegara a pasar(qe no es muy posible) las demas selecciones lo qerran acer tambien
  • nick1
    Hace 12 años nick1 dice: jjajaaj, y yo ya me lo estaba creyendo jjajaaj, y yo ya me lo estaba creyendo
  • nadal-mallorca
    Hace 12 años nadal-mallorca dice: jajajajajaja jajajajajaja
  • toni
    Hace 13 años toni dice: Ni de broma...más que una broma de los Santos Inocentes, parece un susto de Hallowen Ni de broma...más que una broma de los Santos Inocentes, parece un susto de Hallowen
  • Tony
    Hace 13 años Tony dice: estos no saben lo que es el humor, aparte de notarse descaradamente de que es una tonteria no creible estos no saben lo que es el humor, aparte de notarse descaradamente de que es una tonteria no creible
  • ander94
    Hace 13 años ander94 dice: aunk soi del madrid no lo kerria ni de broma en la seleccion española aunk soi del madrid no lo kerria ni de broma en la seleccion española
  • jesusmegane2000
    Hace 13 años jesusmegane2000 dice: menudas bromas se gastan estos menudas bromas se gastan estos
  • Hace 13 años toki dice: es lo que le faltaba,otro payaso en españa. es lo que le faltaba,otro payaso en españa.
  • cris93
    Hace 13 años cris93 dice: jajajaja q gran chiste!!!!!!!! eso jamas pasara jajajaja q gran chiste!!!!!!!! eso jamas pasara
  • ubetense
    Hace 13 años ubetense dice: esta no ticia meda risa....jajajajajaja esta no ticia meda risa....jajajajajaja
  • Plinio
    Hace 13 años Plinio dice: Los ingleses siempre con su peculiar sentido del humor Los ingleses siempre con su peculiar sentido del humor
  • frank97
    Actualizado hace 13 años (Creado hace 13 años ) frank97 dice: y messi se va para venezuela y messi se va para venezuela
  • Milo23
    Actualizado hace 13 años (Creado hace 13 años ) Milo23 dice: Ultimo minuto Holanda a comprado a Iniesta jajajj Ultimo minuto Holanda a comprado a Iniesta jajajj
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